Brock Hits on a Doc
Andrew Thorp
Sept. 14th, 2009
BROCK
I didn’t know pretty girls like you worked in places like this. I’m sorry, I’m not trying to pick you up or nothing. I am one of the last guys who tries out one-liners on girls. You’re way too beautiful for one-liners, anyways. It’d take me a paragraph. No, I’m joking; I'm the kind of guy that wants to start a relationship and shit, you know? With communicating, and dinners, and, kids and shit. That’s who I am. That’s why I am cursed, too. What? You think it’s easy looking like me? Girls look at me and they just want to have sex. They look at me and see a guy that will fulfill their every sexual desire, which I will, don’t get me wrong, but, I want more than just amazing sex. And people just don’t respect that.
And I have tried dating, don’t get me wrong. My ex Tanya was crazy. She always thought I was cheating on her, like she could just look in my eyes and tell or something. And the funny thing is I hardly ever cheated on her. That’s why I couldn’t trust her. I kept having dreams that she was going to cut my dick off when she found about Sarah, or Heather, or whoever. The bottom line…you can’t be in a relationship that doesn’t have trust. What? Sure.
(Pulls boxers down around thighs.)
This is a first. So, if things come back negative, do you want to go grab a bite to eat sometime, Doctor...?
(Lights)
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