Do you hate Vegetarians?

(Tray and Hill eat burgers and fries at a fast food restaurant)

Tray:
They don't make em the same as they used.

Hill
They changed the oil, I think. The frickin' vegetarians got all in a hissy fit.

Tray:
Vegetarians ruined my fries?

Hill
Yeah. They were using grease that they used with meat and they threw a fit.

Tray:
Fucking Vegetarians.

Hill
Fucking vegetarians.

Tray:
I don't go around messing with their tofu, do I?

Hill
Or their frickin' veggie burgers.

Tray:
They think they own the world.

Hill
Everyone does.

Tray
we should show them a thing or two.

Hill
You're telling me.

Tray
Take away something they like so much.

Hill
Yeah?

tray
But what, though? They seem to hate everything.

Hill
Not animals.

Tray
That's right.

Hill
What can we do to animals, though? Besides eating them?

Tray
Molestation?

Hill
Are you crazy? We would get arrested. What would our kids think?

Tray
robbing them?

Hill
robbing them. Hmm. Like a ranson or something. If you don't stop ruining our food, the bunny is going to die.

Tray
That's not illegal, right?

Hill
Maybe. Unless, it's food. You can kill animals if you eat them.

Tray
Yeah.

Hill
We can make our demands and if they aren't met we will make rabbit stew for all of the homeless in america.

Tray
Kill all the bunnies

Hill
Every last one of them

Tray:
You think we can get sponosored?

Hill
Sponsored?

Tray
By a company or something. Like Pepsi? We mitght get a lot of hits by fellow carnivores.

Hill
Maybe Tyson?

Tray
No, they treat their animals unethically.

(Lights.)

SCENE TWO
(Tray and Hill are running around at night with nylons on their head.)

Tray
I swear, I see those little fuckers out here every night.

Hill
Maybe they knew we were coming.

Tray
Their frickin bunnies, Hill, they don't have esp.

Hill
There's one. Nope just a homeless man

Homeless man
Hey guys!

Tray
we can't just stay in one area. csi will tell you you got always be moving around. Like stagnant water brings the mosquitos.

Hill
There's no bunnies at my house.

Tray
There's got to be a place that has tons of these fuckers.

Homeless Man
try the park. City rabbits like the luscious grass varietals.

Tray
Thanks, old man. You bums aren't so bad after all.

Homeless Man
I'll suck your dick for ten bucks

(lights)

SCENE 3 (teh Ransom you tube video)

Hill
Look at that. That's right. A frickin bunny. And there are a hundred more where he came from. So, all you vegetarians out there, you better listen up. My man, Tray, has got something to say about the way you think you own the world.

Tray
You can't say my name, dude.

Hill
sorry

The cut the camera. It turns back on

Hill
You see that? That's a innocent little bunny about to get slaughtered because vegetarians think they own the world. Right Tray? Shit.

Camera Cut. Back on

Hill
I am gonna cut this mother fucker if you vegetarians don't listen up. My man 'uh' is gonna educate you on something.

Tray
Hey vegetarians, my name is Tray and I am pissed. Damn it. This is hard

SCENE 4

(We see video of the bunny and then a knife coming close to its face. cut to hill and tray with nylons on their heads as they threaten the bunny. Words pop up on the screen as the video goes from bunny to tray and hill.

TEXT
Listen Vegetarians. This is a bunny. He and 100 of his little bunny friends will be killed in two weeks if you all don't start backing off meat eaters. That's right. You keep ruining things like fries and the bunnies get it. It's not illegal either because we are going to feed it to homeless people. Innocent. Bunny. Stew. Brought to you by "?". Please contact us if you would like to sponsor us. Tray Ford: 774-898-6963