This won the "Best Beer commercial with a handicapped guy" of 2005

BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEERSONS
Andrew Thorp
8.24.09

CAST

(ANDREW, DREW, KEVIN, V.O)

A BOTTLE OF BEERSONS IS VISIBLE. AS THE CAMERA PANS BACK, ANDREW’S HAND CAN BE SEEN HOLDING THE BEER. PANNING FURTHER BACK, ANDREW’S FACE AND WHOLE ARM BECOME NOTICEABLE. HOLDING ON TO ANDREW’S ARM, DREW VISIBLY HELPS ANDREW’S BOTTLE TO HIS MOUTH. THE BEER SPILLS DOWN ANDREW’S FACE AS THE FURTHER PANNING OF THE CAMERA REVEALS THAT HIS SHOULDERS ARE ATTACHED TO STRAPS THAT ARE HUNG FROM A DOOR. THESE STRAPS ARE HOLDING ANDREW UP BECAUSE HE IS HANDICAPPED.

ANDREW

Thanks Drew. You are the coolest cousin ever.

DREW

No Problem, cuz.

DREW SLAPS ANDREWS SHOULDER AND THE BEER FALLS TO THE GROUND

DREW (CONT’D)

Oh shit. I’ll get that.

AS DREW BENDS TO PICK OVER THE BOTTLE, THE DOOR THAT ANDREW IS ATTACHED TO OPENS. ANDREW IS SLAMMED IN TO THE WALL AS KEVIN ENTERS

KEVIN

Hey guys, I brought Beersons!

DREW POPS UP WITH FOAMY BEERSONS IN HIS HAND.

DREW

All right!

V.O

Beersons never misses a party.

THE DOOR IS CLOSED AND ANDREW IS STILL ON HIS STRAPS. SLIGHT NOSE BLEED.

ANDREW

I love this stuff.