Meet Mr Taskins. He knows Disease.

Toilet Seats

Andrew Thorp

8/23/2009 (v.2)

(Mr. Taskins holds a slide show changer.)

Mr Taskins

(Image: STD on Flesh)

STD’s on the genitals. You can laugh now, but you get one of these buggers on your gobble-di-gooks and you won’t be laughing long. Or, ever again for that matter because most of the time they don’t go away. Take a good hard look, kids because one out of five of you is going to end up with this pack of wolves eating at your flesh. My name is Mr. Haskins. Wear condoms.

(Image: Toilet seat)

Toilet seats. These do not give you STD’s.

(image: Preppy guy)

But this guy might. Yeah, he looks real nice with his big smile and nice polo, but people with STD’S can be anybody and they are not your friend. Do not trust people. Wear Condoms.

(image:Mosquito)

Will not give you and STD.

(Image: Dog)

Depends on your relationship.

(Image: Mother holding B-day cake)

This is a mom. Mom’s don’t have STD’s, right? Wrong. She looks real sterile baking a nice Pumpkin cake and wearing an apron. The mom everyone wants, right? But little do you know that this woman may have been something evil. A groupie in her twenties. She may have been eager to have relations with anyone ‘in’ with the band. Men like

(Image: Rocker)

Or

(Image: another Rocker. This repeats 12 or so times in silence)

(Sarah stands from the audience)

SARAH

I hate you, Dad!

Mr Taskins

Please don’t go. Wait. Maybe this woman had a 20-year love affair with a band member and didn’t happen to tell her husband or kids.

(Image: Sarah, Mr. Taskins, Johnny)

Johnny stands from the audience

JOHNNY

You’re such a dick!

(Johnny runs off)

MR. TASKINS.

I love you, Johnny. Please don’t go. Maybe this woman-

( Image: Mom with cake)

Mr. Taskins

-Broke her family into little pieces when she gave her unknowing husband a one of a kind souveneir from 'Cheap Trick'. A cheap trick indeed.

(Image: STD on flesh – repeat of 1^st image)

MR TASKINS

That's right kids. That is my genitalia. And this was my home. And my wife. And my kids. And my happiness.

(Images: multiple pictures of families happy times with the last couple of empty house and Mr. Taskins crying. As Mr. Taskins clicks he fails at holding back tears.)

Mr Taskins

Wear Condoms.

(Lights)